Perhaps

me and all my gay friends trying to sit together

timbllr:
“Had to share this @WeHeartIt
”

Had to share this @WeHeartIt

arsoniick:
arsoniick:
arsoniick:
we got a new microwave and i dont know how it works but i wanna see if itll say “CHILD” again if i press buttons enough
have you guys never pressed the start button on your microwave 10 times until the ominous blue text calls you a CHILD?
unfollow if you’ve never been assigned child by microwave

teganorsara:

mitski // i don’t smoke
I am stronger than you give me credit for

esakris:

girl, flexes:
me:

lesbianrey:

corny teenage sitcom lesbians are valid

shadybitchcraft:

heir-to-the-diamond-throne:
heir-to-the-diamond-throne:
heir-to-the-diamond-throne:
Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*
Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!
Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ
Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ
Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high
Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ
Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/
Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

horreurscopes:

bonus:

uglyodd:

my brain in times of crisis:

quicksjesses:

#local gay daughter judges brother for disappointing heterosexual dating ritual

baaulp:
“ henkheijmans:
“A stray dog getting a free grooming session from a group of monkeys - photographer unknown
”
a 3rd monkey took the pic
”

baaulp:

henkheijmans:
A stray dog getting a free grooming session from a group of monkeys - photographer unknown
a 3rd monkey took the pic

jomiriga:
“ ~Crossed Paths
I’m a bit late but here is my contribution to 1 Year of Mighty Nein, thanks to all the cast for keep inspiring us with their stories, and for more years to come of amazing DnD!
”

jomiriga:

~Crossed Paths
I’m a bit late but here is my contribution to 1 Year of Mighty Nein, thanks to all the cast for keep inspiring us with their stories, and for more years to come of amazing DnD!

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